Attorney Poaches Lobsters, Pisses Off Everyone
Summary: An attorney and his sons have gotten a slap on the wrist for poaching lobsters in the Keys. As lawyers we…
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Ace Attorney to Become TV Show
Summary: Many attorneys feel their job isn't glamorous enough for TV or film. But Japanese video game developer Shu Takumi thinks otherwise.…
The Glass-Steagall Act: What You Need to Know
Summary: The Glass-Steagall Act was mentioned several times during last night's Democratic debates. In case you're rusty on the now-repealed banking law,…
Tweet Like the Donald
Summary: Donald Trump stole the show last night by tweeting during the Democratic debates. He's popular. He's prolific. He has 4.4 million…
Quick! Let’s Move to Trinidad and Tobago to Practice Law
Summary: A handful of Trinidad and Tobago lawyers are raking in millions. Is corruption to blame? How would you like to make $58 million for…
Disbarred Attorney Caught Stealing Again
Summary: After being convicted for second-degree larceny 14 years ago, a disbarred attorney steals money from clients. Apparently not all of…
Students Protest Gun Laws…with Dildos
Summary: UT Austin students strap dildos on their backpacks to protest a new law allowing people to carry guns on campus. Yes, you…
Senate Candidate Sacrifices Goat, Drinks Its Blood
Summary: Augustus Sol Invictus, a Libertarian Senate candidate, recently admitted to sacrificing a goat and drinking its warm blood. Most Americans…
Women Kicked Off Wine Train Sue for $11 Million
Summary: A wine train ejected a mostly black group of women for being too loud. Now they're suing for discrimination. It…
Partial Verdict in Dewey Case
Summary: The jury has acquitted Dewey & LeBoeuf's execs on multiple counts. Deliberations on the other charges will resume shortly. The Dewey…
Mother Injects Daughter with Heroin
Summary: A mother injects her daughter and the daughter's friend with heroin. A mother from West Caln Township near Philadelphia has…
Hillary Needs to Hire a Criminal Defense Lawyer Pronto
Summary: An anonymous adviser of the Clintons has said Hillary needs to hire legal counsel and bury her email scandal before it ruins…