Perkins Coie Gives $20,000 Raise to Associates
Summary: Perkins Coie has announced that first-year associates will now pocket an additional $20,000. It’s a great time to be…
Quick! Let’s Move to Trinidad and Tobago to Practice Law
Summary: A handful of Trinidad and Tobago lawyers are raking in millions. Is corruption to blame? How would you like to make $58 million for…
Bill Cosby Testifies for 7 Hours
Summary: Bill Cosby was deposed for 7 hours on Friday in conjunction with the civil sexual abuse case against him. According…
Power to the Penis Pump
Summary: Sure, it's fun (and completely natural) to call our U.S. Senators "little pricks." But in the end the penis pump belongs…
Law Firm in Trouble for Ads Related to Ship Lost in Joaquin
Summary: Johns & Van Roenn has disgusted many Florida residents with an ad that targets family members of El Faro. According…
Disbarred Attorney Caught Stealing Again
Summary: After being convicted for second-degree larceny 14 years ago, a disbarred attorney steals money from clients. Apparently not all of…
Students Protest Gun Laws…with Dildos
Summary: UT Austin students strap dildos on their backpacks to protest a new law allowing people to carry guns on campus. Yes, you…
Senate Candidate Sacrifices Goat, Drinks Its Blood
Summary: Augustus Sol Invictus, a Libertarian Senate candidate, recently admitted to sacrificing a goat and drinking its warm blood. Most Americans…
Milberg Axes 32 Employees
Summary: After years of scandal and financial strain, Milberg lays off 32 employees. In fairness, the first thing to go was the Picassos. Then the…
12 Ridiculous Things You Shouldn’t Put in Your Office…But May Want To
Summary: These twelve gifts may be a funny surprise for your lawyer buddies, but they’ll definitely raise eyebrows if you actually…
Ogletree Deakins Welcomes ERISA Litigator Russ Buhite
Summary: Experienced ERISA litigator Russ Buhite has joined Ogletree Deakins as a shareholder in the Tampa and Seattle litigation group.…
Judge in Hot Water for Buying Clerk a Beamer
Summary: A judge found guilty of misconduct gave his clerk a BMW in an act of "mentorship." Move over, Ashley…