Obama Administration Regains Conscience over Financial Frauds Leading to Recession
After dragging its feet for years on probes over financial misconduct leading to the horrible recession, election year has reawakened…
NY DA Office Probing Dewey & LeBoeuf
According to an email sent by Dewey to its partners on Friday, the firm “learned earlier today” that the Manhattan…
Mitt Romney to Declare Victory in New Hampshire Speech
A speech in Manchester, New Hampshire will feature Mitt Romney declaring himself the the nominee of the Republican party. The…
Farewell Intercourse Law Proposed in Egypt
The most shocking news of the day comes out of Egypt. Proposals that would permit Egyptian husbands to have intercourse…
Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan to Attend White House Correspondents’ Dinner
On Saturday night, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian will share a table at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The two…
Accretive Health, Debt Collection Agency, Under Fire from Government
According to a congressman from California, a debt collection company should be investigated by federal authorities for trying to obtain…
Nancy Rapoport, Former Law School Dean, Issues Predictions
Congress should reconsider existing bankruptcy laws that make discharging student loan debt nearly impossible and some law school closings are…
Fight for Parking Space Leaves Man Dead After Testicles Squeezed
If you are a guy, this story consists of one of the worst ways to die hands down. A man…
Sullivan and Cromwell Spring Bonuses Amount to Jelly Beans
Sullivan and Cromwell have finally announced spring bonuses, which, compared to last year's figures, are mere Easter Day jelly beans:…
U.S. Secret Service Also Whoremongered in El Salvador
Following Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano's claim that Secret Service use of local prostitution in Columbia was an isolated incident,…
Catholic School Teacher Fired for In Vitro Fertilization
Emily Herx, a teacher from Indiana, is filing a lawsuit against the school she taught at in a case that…
Ohio Man Utilizes Facebook to Punish Daughter
A photo was posted to a Facebook page for an Ohio teen that has a red ‘X’ over the girl’s…